Gluttony and Gifts

How to get more good food than you ever dreamed, free:

1. Mention you have never tried <insert name of nationally prided food product>, although you hear it's great.
2. Sit back and wait.

It's the little ironies of everyday life that reassure me I'm not invoking His name in vain, for he taunts me right back. The day I decide to bring a salad in to work (too many episodes of Sex and the City last night) a coworker pops by with, "Hey you want half this cake?"